Want to know the answer to these and other fine questions, such as Why is Turtle Wax so expensive? Come to "Can the Government be Funny?" drop-in session this afternoon (4-5) in room E160, next to the reference desk on the first floor. We will discover that sometimes the government can be funny and sometimes it is funny without trying to be.
For those of you not here in Boulder, I'll put the answers to the questions up as comments after the session.
You will know an elephant is under your bed when your nose hits the ceiling. And Turtle Wax? Turtle wax is so expensive because turtles have such small ears.
ReplyDeleteWant more jokes like this? Check out the National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences Jokes and Trivia web site.